13 of the Very Best Vibrators You Can Buy on Amazon
It’s hard to imagine a time when the entire world of incredible sex toys wasn’t just one click away on your Amazon Prime app, and able to be delivered to your doorstep what feels like moments later. And TG, because when you order a new vibrator, who wants to wait 7-10 business days for it to arrive on your doorstep? But beyond the near instant gratification, the best part of Amazon may just be the power of the reviewers. Seriously, people are out here reviewing everything you could possibly order with alarming levels of detail, and we are here. For. It. After all, nothing makes you feel better about pulling the trigger on an almost-too-good-to-be-true deal like hundreds of five-star reviews. And since, when it comes to vibrators, you may have a lot of questions (Is this a good first-time vibrator? How long will it last before I have to buy a new one? Is a bullet vibe really all that great?) that are best answered by hundreds and hundreds of satisfied customers. We trolled the comment and review sections on Amazon to find the vibrators that people absolutely could not shut up about because they’re that dang good. Here, a selection of some of the best-selling vibrators on Amazon for your enjoyment. Just make sure to log out of your parents’ shared Prime account before you go HAM on ordering a bunch of these, for obvious reasons. Some things just don’t need to be shared among the *entire* fam.
1. Sucking Vibrator and Nipple Stimulator
This toy brought tons of first-time reviewers out of the woodwork: “I never write reviews, BUT…” is a common refrain. People really, really love its strong clitoral stimulation, comparing the power to plug-in models, but much easier to use.
2. Phanxy Two-in-One Vibrator
With both a dildo and a stimulator for either the nipple or the clit, people love that this toy is versatile…and, importantly, powerful. One reviewer writes: “Last night I had the best most intense orgasm of my life. It was a slow building, powerful, prolonged orgasm. Those are literally worth all the money in the world.”
3. Rechargeable Wireless Remote Bullet Vibe
At a very reasonable price for a remote option (which can get $$), reviewers love that this toy is both powerful and easy to clean. Reviewers also advise that the most intense vibrations come from the top of the toy, so say to position it accordingly.
4. Shibari Mini Halo Multi-Speed Wand
The Shibari Mini Halo is a winner in everyone’s eyes. It’s USB-rechargeable, has strong pulsations, and is completely water resistant. As one five-star reviewer put it, it not only does the job with speed and power, but it also “doesn’t ask for a sandwich after.”
5. Utimi Silicone Vibrator
This pink silicone vibrator is made of medical-grade ABS and silicone for a smooth experience. There’s an insertable part as well as an external clitoris vibrator as well. Just make sure to stock up on AA batteries, as it doesn’t include them in the packaging. One five-star reviewer says: “For a long time, I thought that I just couldn’t have an orgasm. Nothing, and no one, worked. This not only gave me my first orgasm but even made me squirt! The double stimulation is perfect; perfect sizing (not too big not too small) and the different speeds are awesome.”
6. PALOQUETH Rabbit Vibrator
This is a classic for a reason. Literally thousands of reviewers rave about its ability to hit all the right spots. Many reviewers also mentioned that it was their first vibrator ever, and that they found it easy to use and incredibly satisfying.
7. Silicone Vibrating Penis Ring
This waterproof silicone penis ring has an ergonomic design meant to stimulate your clitoris during penetrative sex but can also be used on its own. One reviewer mentioned that the toy is quiet enough to have in the house with two kids, and left the reviewer and her husband “shaky and blissful.”
8. Teardrop Bullet
This small teardrop bullet uses two AAA batteries and has a dial on the side to control the strength of the vibration. Reviewers who have given this toy a four- or five-star rating cite that it’s very strong for the price. At 6 bucks, you can’t really go wrong giving it a shot as a backup!
9. Bendable Rechargeable Vibrator
The number one bestseller in “Couple Vibrators” is beloved by reviewers for its versatility, since it can bend into different shapes depending on your needs. People also love that it comes with its own discreet storage container.
10. Echo Rechargeable Mini Vibrator
This tongue-shaped vibrator is ergonomically designed to fit perfectly in your hand. It boasts a silent motor, is rechargeable for up to one hour of continuous use. People who’ve bought this toy have called it “small and mighty” and love it for partner play or alone.
11. Rechargeable Vibrating Egg
This wireless bullet boasts up to two hours of use and has a funky-looking circular ring that also acts as a remote control. Reviewers call out the amazing value for the price as a big selling point. Plus, they love that it comes in a fun lil gift box!
12. Satisfyer Pro 2 Stimulator
This clit stimulator has thousands of positive reviews, many along the lines of, “I never write reviews, BUT…” because people love it so much. A few key features are that it’s waterproof, quiet, and has 11 different speeds. It’s specifically designed to stimulate oral sex. As one reviewer writes, “Every woman should have one.”
13. Finger Massager
This rechargeable and waterproof finger vibrator slips over your finger like a ring for an ergonomic experience. Reviewers love that it gives them powerful vibes and precise control.
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